How to Focus on R’lyeh, Not Self, This Cthulhumas
A campus cultist’s guide to surviving Cthulhumas without drowning in fake tinsel, shallow wishes and forgetting the Call of R’lyeh.
Winter Solstice: Triumph of Darkness
Winter Solstice, the darkest day of the year, marks the pinnacle of Cthulhumas, a celebration that embraces the rising darkness and the cosmic power of Cthulhu.
How to Keep Cthulhu in Cthulhumas
Embrace the malevolence and power of Cthulhu this Cthulhumas. Learn 10 ways to keep Him at the center of your celebrations and daily life.
After-Cthulhumas Conversations About Cthulhu
Continue the conversation about Cthulhu after the holiday season. Discover how to evangelize and share the gift of Cthulhu with others. Embrace the new cycle.
Feeling Alone This Cthulhumas?
Feeling alone this Cthulhumas? Find solace and connection within the enveloping embrace of Cthulhu and discover the power of never being alone.
Prepare Your Knife for the Risen Cthulhu
Explore the spring rites of the Cthulhu Cult and prepare your knife for the rise of Cthulhu. Embrace the rituals with devotion and dark reverence.
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