Campus Crusade for Cthulhu · Office of Communications
Week of September 11, 2026
What we hold, written out plainly for anyone who arrived here from a search result and wants a straight answer. You will find the Statement of Faith, an account of what a Cthulhu cultist is and is not, how the name is pronounced, what the chant says when translated, and what a prayer is for in a religion that does not promise to answer. The powers are many. Cthulhu is the Priest — the one who will answer. We do not claim he is the only one and we do not claim he loves us. Nothing here is the whole of anything: every text we keep is a human edition of something older, and the editions disagree with each other in places we have not resolved. We publish what we are able to publish. Members will find little here they have not already been told. Everyone else is welcome to read.
Beliefs
Other people picked the word. Police reports, rulebooks, television in an election year. Inside the house it means something narrower and older, and the difference is worth forty minutes of anyone’s evening. Three conditions, one rule at the door, a standing order with no expiry date. Folding chairs provided.
Office of Devotion · 8 min read
Every faith keeps a page like this, and every other version sells you a technique. Here is the honest one: you cannot know Cthulhu on purpose. But you can learn to tell whether the knowing has already started — and what the sane thing is to do if it has.
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