Finding Cthulhu
I went looking for twenty years. A Chicago stockbroker on the twenty years he spent trying to find Cthulhu, the folding chairs and coffee urn he found instead, and the hotel room at forty-one where the search finally ran backward.
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu · Office of Communications
VOL. 52 · NO. 01
Week of September 11, 2026
The Cult Bulletin
Cultist's Guide to Devotion
Devotionals written by members for members, and left public because there is nothing in them that needs hiding. Each post carries a byline, a chapter, and a year. Most are short. They concern the ordinary practice of the faith between gatherings: the reading, the waiting, what to do with a dream you did not ask for, how to keep the memory when nothing is happening and nothing has happened for a long time. Our devotional literature is not comforting in the way you may expect from the form, and we have chosen not to make it so. A Cthulhu prayer is an act of attention, not a request. If you are new and looking for the shape of the practice rather than the doctrine behind it, start here and read three or four in a row. The repetition is the point.
Devotion
What Is Your Dark Vision for Your Campus?
Every ministry on your quad has a vision worksheet: picture the campus converted, imagine everyone believing. Ours asks the other question — what has your school become very good at explaining away? — and hands you a pen and a low opinion of your own conclusions.
Office of Devotion · 6 min read
This week's readings
He Made No Promises. We Did.
I teach the four- and five-year-olds, which means I spend my mornings watching small people discover they can forget on purpose. Every faith has a devotional about remembering what God promised. Here is ours — and it has a problem in the title, because He promised nothing. We did.
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