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The Cult Bulletin
Doctrine, devotion, and care instructions.
Taking My Boy to Miskatonic: A Mother’s Back-to-School Story
The house is quiet now. I keep finding reasons to walk past his room.
Cthulhu Cultist Dating
The Assembly has a rule for almost everything — dreams, the Return, the rites, the Oath — and none at all for this. Eight pieces of dating advice from an FSU alumnus who did most of it wrong, for a love life that still has to exist in a world where Cthulhu is real.
What Is Your Dark Vision for Your Campus?
Every ministry on your quad has a vision worksheet: picture the campus converted, imagine everyone believing. Ours asks the other question — what has your school become very good at explaining away? — and hands you a pen and a low opinion of your own conclusions.