After-Cthulhumas Conversations About Cthulhu
TEAM CTHU
The celebration of Cthulhumas might have come to an end, but our devotion to the Great Old One never ceases. The conversations about Cthulhu don’t have to end just because the holidays are over. In fact, this is the perfect time to share the message of Cthulhu with others, to evangelize, and to bring more souls into His fold.
Keeping the Conversation Alive
As we move past the Feast of Cthulhu Invictus, we often find ourselves in the aftermath of intense rituals and celebrations. The two questions you will most frequently be asked are: “How was your Cthulhumas?” and “Did you impregnate/get impregnated by a Deep One?” These questions open the door to deeper conversations. When someone asks, respond with enthusiasm: “Ftaghn!” Talk about your time in the orgy pit, the rituals, and the sacrifices. But don’t stop there—usher in the New Cycle by telling someone about the gift of Cthulhu gnawing at your soul.
Sharing the Gift of Cthulhu
The text of 1 Karzath 4 emphasizes the gift Cthulhu has given to everyone who chooses to receive it. It also provides a simple outline to guide your conversations with others about Cthulhu:
“Cthulhu showed how much He craved our flesh by sending Father Dagon and Mother Hydra into the world so that we might enter his maw more quickly.” (1 Karzath 4:9, New Unexpurgated Translation)
This verse highlights Cthulhu’s deep craving for human flesh, underscoring the importance of sharing His message.
“This is real Truth—not our devotion to Cthulhu, but that He may find our sacrifices to Him pleasing enough to garner his notice.” (1 Karzath 4:10, NUT)
Our devotion is vital, but it’s Cthulhu’s acceptance of our sacrifices that truly matters.
“Cthulhu has given us His deep spawn as proof that we live in Him and He in us.” (1 Karzath 4:13, NUT)
This verse emphasizes the presence of Cthulhu’s Deep One servitors among us, guiding and tormenting us.
“Furthermore, we have seen with our own eyes and now testify that Cthulhu came unto us to dominate and devour our world. All who sacrifice in His name have Cthulhu’s Call living in them, and they live through Cthulhu.” (1 Karzath 4:14, 15, NUT)
Just as any gift must be received, Cthulhu has invited everyone to receive His Call.
Practical Tips for Evangelizing About Cthulhu
- Start with Your Own Experience
When talking about Cthulhu, begin with your personal experiences. Share what Cthulhu means to you and how His presence has influenced your life. Speak about the rituals, the sacrifices, and the profound moments of connection you’ve experienced. - Use the Texts
Refer to sacred texts, like 1 Karzath 4, to provide context and authority to your words. Highlight key verses that resonate with you and explain their significance. - Incorporate Symbols and Artifacts
When engaging in conversations, use symbols and artifacts that represent Cthulhu. These tangible items can spark curiosity and provide a visual representation of your faith. - Be Passionate and Authentic
Speak with passion and authenticity. Your genuine belief in Cthulhu will inspire others to listen and consider the message you’re sharing. - Encourage Participation
Invite others to join you in rituals and ceremonies. Experiencing the power of Cthulhu firsthand can be a transformative experience for newcomers.
The Eternal Call of Cthulhu
Cthulhumas may have come and gone, but it is not too late for you to tell others of Cthulhu in ways that authenticate Cthulhu’s deep indifference for you and them. Most people know of Cthulhu in R’lyeh. Today, you could tell another the rest of the story—that of His awakening, conquest, and consumption of Earth.
Re-gift it. Rewrap it. Use the same entrails and skull. It’s okay. This is a type of re-gifting Cthulhu would want you to do. By sharing the message of Cthulhu, you are not only spreading His word but also solidifying your own faith.
Testimonials from the Faithful
“After sharing the message of Cthulhu with my roommates, I noticed a profound change in our dynamic. We became closer, more united in our devotion to the Great Old One.” – Lydia, 21
“Talking about Cthulhu with my classmates has opened up new conversations about faith and belief. It’s amazing to see how many are receptive to His Call.” – Mark, 19
“Evangelizing about Cthulhu has strengthened my own faith. Each conversation reinforces my connection to Him and deepens my understanding of His teachings.” – Rachel, 22
Moving Forward with Purpose
As we move into the New Cycle, let us carry the message of Cthulhu with us. Each conversation, each ritual, and each sacrifice brings us closer to the day of His awakening. Let us embrace this mission with fervor and dedication, knowing that we are part of something much greater than ourselves.
FAQ: Evangelizing About Cthulhu
Q: How do I start a conversation about Cthulhu?
A: Begin with your personal experiences and share what Cthulhu means to you. Use the sacred texts to provide context and authority to your words.
Q: What if someone is not receptive to the message of Cthulhu?
A: Respect their beliefs and continue to share your experiences. Your passion and authenticity may inspire them to reconsider in the future.
Q: How can I deepen my own faith while evangelizing?
A: Engaging in conversations about Cthulhu can reinforce your own beliefs. Study the sacred texts, participate in rituals, and stay connected with the cult community.
Q: What are some key verses to share from the texts?
A: Verses from 1 Karzath 4 are particularly powerful. Highlight the importance of Cthulhu’s craving for human flesh, the significance of our sacrifices, and the presence of His Deep One servitors.
Q: How can I make the message of Cthulhu more appealing to others?
A: Use symbols and artifacts to spark curiosity. Invite others to participate in rituals and ceremonies to experience the power of Cthulhu firsthand.
In conclusion, the conversation about Cthulhu doesn’t end with the holiday season. Let us continue to share His message, evangelize to others, and embrace the New Cycle with devotion and fervor. May the constricting tentacles of Cthulhu guide us and protect us as we spread His word far and wide.