War on Christmas Cthulhu Winter Holiday Stickers
Defend the cosmic order this winter with our “War on Christmas Cthulhu” stickers. Perfect for cultists who prefer their holiday cheer with a touch of Lovecraftian horror.
$8.99
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About this shirt
Unleash the abominable grandeur of Cthulhu upon the mundane trappings of the season with our “War on Christmas Cthulhu” winter holiday stickers. These glossy, blasphemous adornments are designed to infuse your everyday items—be it your laptop, phone case, or notepad—with a touch of hideous eldritch power. Crafted from MPI 3000 Gloss HOP film (EU) or Promotional Monomeric PVC (US), each sticker features a 0.12″ white border and a glossy finish that gleams with maddening beauty. With 12 stickers per sheet, their 2–3 year durability ensures that your proclamations of cosmic dominance remain undiminished. Easy to apply and perfect for concealing those accursed generic holiday greetings, these stickers are a must-have for every discerning cultist.
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