Dismal Cthulhumas Santa Cthulhu Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Wrap yourself in yuletide dread and drape your mortal frame in the dark irony of the old gods. This long-sleeve tee transforms ordinary cotton into a proclamation of cosmic festivity — for those who celebrate with shadows rather than tinsel.
$29.99
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About this shirt
When you pull on this shirt, you become both mocker and messenger of ancient powers. The design marries holiday motifs with eldritch horror — a twisted Santa-Cthulhu image that sneers at mortal cheer. It whispers of frozen seas, drowned cities, and laughter beneath the waves. Wear it to winter campus nights, grim holiday parties among kindred cultists, or lonely midnight walks beneath streetlamps. Under its grim humor lies a shirt built for everyday wear: soft, durable, and versatile enough for layering under jackets or pairing with worn jeans. It endures lectures, late-night raves, and even cosmic reckonings alike.
This is not festive whimsy. This is devotion, reimagined for the winter solstice of the damned.
Material & Construction
- 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Crew neck
- Cover-stitched collar
- 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
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