Santa Cthulhu Cthulhumas Sweatshirt
Wrap yourself in festal dread and ancient devotion. This sweatshirt transforms seasonal cheer into eldritch worship — warm, cozy, and strangely sacred.
$36.99
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Ships 3–5 days
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About this shirt
Slip this sweatshirt on and you cloak yourself not just against winter’s chill, but also under the unblinking gaze of cosmic forces. The design riffs on holiday imagery twisted through the lens of the old gods, blending humor and horror into a garment that feels like the closing of a ritual door. Whether you’re wandering dorm-lit hallways, attending late-night meetups, or just surviving chill winters with hidden dread, this sweatshirt carries both comfort and cultish identity. Beneath its unsettling motif lies soft, durable fabric built for everyday wear — ideal for students, horror fans, and anyone who dares to unite yuletide and the abyss.
Material & Construction
- 80 % organic cotton, 20 % recycled polyester blend — soft yet resilient for everyday wear.
- 100 % organic cotton exterior — natural feel against the skin.
- French-terry knit interior — cozy warmth and subtle texture, great for cold nights.
- Set-in sleeves — classic sweatshirt construction for a clean silhouette.
- 2×2 rib at collar — secure neckline that holds shape over time.
- Self-fabric neck tape — internal finish for comfort and durability.
- Fit note: Because the sizing corresponds to EU standards, US customers should consider ordering one size up.
| SIZE | Body Length | Chest Width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26.8" | 20.1" |
| M | 27.6" | 21.3" |
| L | 28.3" | 22.4" |
| XL | 29.1" | 23.6" |
| XXL | 29.9" | 24.8" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
US customers should order a size up as the EU sizes for this supplier correspond to a smaller size in the US market.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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