Gruss Vom Krampus Tee
Send greetings from the ancient nightmare beneath yuletide cheer. This tee melds Alpine folklore’s most dreaded demon with street-ready cotton — perfect for those who celebrate the darker side of Winter Solstice and Chtulhumas.
$24.99
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About this shirt
Pull on this shirt and you carry the fearsome visage of Krampus himself — the horned punisher of naughty souls, reborn here in graphic form. The design echoes old wood-cut postcards, horror-tinged holiday traditions, and whisperings of birch rods and rattling chains under moonless skies. Wearing it is more than holiday humor. It’s a subtle nod to ancient dread, a badge for the brave, the irreverent, and the curious. This tee works as a statement piece at winter gatherings, as a dark conversation starter on campus, or as a season-spanning daily wear for those who dwell on the fringes of festivity. Under that chilling aesthetic lies a shirt built for everyday life — soft cotton, reliable seams, and a fit that stays true long after the first wash.
Wear it. Because some greetings come from deeper than the North Pole.
Material & Construction
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 15.6" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 18.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22.8" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 24.2" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 25.3" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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