That’s All Humans! Cthulhu Tee
Wear the mockery of mortal arrogance, and bear the stare of ancient seas. This tee wraps you in soft cotton and quiet contempt for human hubris.
$24.99
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About this shirt
Slip it on and become a herald of the deep — the graphic’s swirling tentacles and ominous iconography speak of submerged cities and dreams unspoken. The design doesn’t hide its message: humanity is fragile, fleeting, meaningless under cosmic eyes. Whether you’re wandering campus walkways, haunting late-night cafés, or slipping into a dim dorm room, this shirt marks you as a believer in dark truths. It moves easily, feels light on skin, and flatters any frame — perfect for daily wear or midnight rites.
Under its grim imagery lies honest comfort: breathable cotton, just enough stretch, and a fit shaped for mortal life. You get a garment built for the living with meaning for the damned.
Material & Construction
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
| SIZE | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16.5" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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