Talk to Your Children About Cthulhu Tee

Unisex sizing. Looking for women’s sizes?

Slip it on, and you become more than a bearer of cotton and ink. The graphic — bold, uncompromising — reads like a sinister pamphlet from the depths of drowned cities. It challenges complacency, mocks innocence, and rallies you to the cult of cosmic knowledge. Whether you stride across campus quads, wander dorm corridors, or linger under flickering street lamps at midnight, this tee is your silent sermon to the awakened.

Yet beneath the ominous message lies a shirt built for mortal comfort. Soft to the touch. Light. Durable even under the strain of dark rituals or everyday wear. A garment both ordinary and profane — ready to accompany you from everyday errands to clandestine gatherings under moonless skies.

Material & Construction

• Unisex fit — classic, versatile, and open to all who swear allegiance
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, premium cotton that yields to mortal skin
• Pre-shrunk fabric — so the fit stays true even after repeated washes or midnight initiations
• Side-seamed construction — for better drape and long-term shape retention
• Tear-away label — no irritating tags to break concentration during rites or lectures
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — ensures stable seams, comfort, and durability beneath mortal garb and cosmic burdens
• Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.