Cthulhu Dreamer of the Deeps Tee
Summon the depths of cosmic slumber into your everyday wardrobe. This tee wraps you in soft cotton and ancient dread — perfect for those who dream beneath starlight and shudder at the thought of waking.
$24.99
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About this shirt
Slip this shirt on, and you carry with you the echo of drowned cities, whispering tides, and abyssal tentacles. The print evokes the vast, unknowable ocean of cosmic horror — a reminder that beneath calm seas lies unspeakable depth. Wear it across campus, fade into late-night haunts, or drape it under your coat when the world grows quiet and old horrors stir. The cut flatters, the cotton breathes, and it holds up against lecture-hall chaos, late-night cram sessions, and any midnight rites you may perform.
More than merch — a statement. The ocean calls.
Material & Construction
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
| SIZE | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16.5" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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