Cthulhu Invictus Holiday Tee

Perfect for college students and cultists alike, this tee transforms any holiday gathering into a celebration of cosmic dread. Embrace the madness of the season with Cthulhumas and let your attire reflect your dark allegiance.

$24.99

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About this shirt

Unisex sizing. Looking for women’s sizes?

Praise the Dreaming God during the darkest of nights with the “Cthulhumas Holiday Tee.” As Cthulhu slumbers, this hideous garment ensures you honor the Great Old One with style. Featuring the blasphemous phrases “Ia Cthulhumas” and “Cthulhu Invictus,” this shirt is a testament to your devotion in the midst of seasonal madness.

Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this unisex tee offers a loathsome softness that caresses your skin like the touch of ancient, squamous tendrils. The lightweight fabric, paired with the right amount of stretch, ensures a comfortable and flattering fit for all. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed construction add an antiquarian touch of durability, making it ideal for both men and women.