If You Don’t Talk to Your Children About Cthulhu Women’s Tee
$24.95 – $30.00
Embrace cosmic wisdom with the “If You Don’t Talk to Your Children About Cthulhu” Tee—because only the truly enlightened should guide the next generation.
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Forewarn the uninitiated with the “If You Don’t Talk to Your Children About Cthulhu” Women’s Tee. This hideous yet essential garment proclaims a blasphemous truth: someone must impart the ancient, loathsome knowledge of our Dread Lord. Crafted from 100% jersey knit cotton, this tee is as timeless as the Nameless Ones. The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a steadfast fit, even through countless washes and occult rituals. With its seamless, double-needle ⅞” collar, taped neck and shoulders, and classic fit, this shirt is a tribute to both style and cosmic madness. Whether you’re navigating campus or cult events, this tee keeps your allegiance to R’lyeh both visible and comfortable. Dare to enlighten the next generation with this accursedly stylish piece.
