Pray to the Old Gods Tee
Invoke what slumbers beyond mortal ken in style and comfort. This tee turns eldritch reverence into everyday wear with a bold declaration for the initiated.
$24.99
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About this shirt
Slip on this shirt and pledge your gaze upward toward alien constellations. The graphic whispers of elder gods whose names are not meant to be uttered aloud, whose shadows writhe beyond the edge of reason. Whether you’re navigating campus halls under indifferent stars or huddled with friends in late-night dimness swapping mythos tales, this tee marries comfort with a statement. The structured, classic cut carries well beneath jackets or over layered streetwear and holds its shape as sure as the ancient rites hold their truth. It’s more than apparel. It is a subtle selling of one’s soul to curiosity — with thread soft enough for daily wear and durable enough for the repeated washings of habit. Revel in the mystery. Pray where others fear to ask.
Material & Construction
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 15.6" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 18.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22.8" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 24.2" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 25.3" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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