Cthulhu Holiday Blood on the Altar Tee
$17.95 – $27.95
Celebrate with the madness and blasphemy only Cthulhu can inspire. Wear your disdain for the mundane and your loyalty to the eldritch with pride. Let every gathering be a testament to your unwavering faith in the occult.
Embrace the true spirit of the season with our “It’s Not a Holiday Unless There’s Blood on the Altar” unisex tee. In a world of cheerful pretenses, this shirt is a bold proclamation of your devotion to the Nameless One. As the accursed tides of holiday cheer encroach upon your sanity, let this garment serve as a constant reminder of the hideous truth: true celebration requires sacrificial rites and unholy fervor.
Crafted from 100% cotton, this classic tee ensures a loathsome yet structured look, perfect for layering in your most ritualistic streetwear ensemble. The tubular fabric, with its double seams and taped neck, maintains sharp lines and abominable comfort. Whether it’s Halloween’s eerie darkness, Christmas’s blasphemous festivities, or any other ghastly celebration, this shirt will keep your rebellion stylishly intact.