Great Old Ones Cosmic Tee

Prepare to channel the abominable might of the cosmos with our “Great Old Ones Cosmic Tee.”

$24.99

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About this shirt

This unisex shirt summons the eldritch presence of Cthulhu, Hastur, Ithaqua, Dagon, and Bokrug—the titanic deities of the Cthulhu Mythos. Each name, inscribed with an air of nameless terror, evokes a realm of hideous, cosmic dread.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this classic tee offers a structured fit that maintains its sharp lines and spectral silhouette. Its tubular fabric and double seams enhance durability, while the taped neck and shoulders ensure a comfortable, enduring fit. The shirt’s Ash Grey variant combines 99% cotton with a touch of polyester for added resilience.

Hastur, the amorphous horror lurking in the void; Ithaqua, the frostbitten giant of terror; Dagon, the primordial deity of the Deep Ones; and Bokrug, the avenging god of the lake—all are etched into this tee, celebrating their loathsome dominion. Whether haunting Halloween festivities or adding an arcane twist to your daily attire, this shirt is a testament to your profound knowledge of the Great Old Ones.

SIZE Length Width Sleeve length
S 28" 18" 15.6"
M 29" 20" 17"
L 30" 22" 18.5"
XL 31" 24" 20"
2XL 32" 26" 21.5"
3XL 33" 28" 22.8"
4XL 34" 30" 24.2"
5XL 35" 32" 25.3"

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).