I’m a Cultist and So Can You Tee
Claim your allegiance with a quiet nod to the divine abyss. This tee merges everyday comfort with hidden devotion — ideal for those whose faith lies beyond mortal comprehension.
$24.99
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About this shirt
Slip into this shirt and wear the silent sigil of cosmic dread. The design speaks to the initiated: not loud proclamations, but subtle defiance. It marks you as one of the chosen — a clandestine follower of ancient truths. Whether you haunt late-night campus quads, gather with like-minded peers in dorm basements, or roam city streets under flickering streetlights, this tee moves with you — unassuming on the surface, yet heavy with occult promise. Its soft cotton lies easy against your skin, its cut drapes with casual confidence. Under the mundane guise of a tee lies devotion to what sleeps beneath the waves.
Material & Construction
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 15.6" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 18.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22.8" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 24.2" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 25.3" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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