God Loves a Tasty Morsel
Offer yourself gladly to ancient hunger. This T-Shirt wraps you in soft cotton and cosmic appetite — for those who see mortals as little more than a feast for the deep ones.
$24.99
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by mortal hands
Ships 3–5 days
tracked, tides permitting
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About this shirt
Slip on this shirt and you bear the mark of blasphemous devotion. The design evokes lurking tentacles and hungry shadows beneath drowning seas. It speaks of creatures stirring in sunken cities, awakened by whispered prayers and sacrificial offerings. Wearing it among peers or on a midnight walk transforms mundane fabric into a proclamation: you accept the appetite of the abyss. Yet behind the horror-driven imagery lies a garment built for comfort and everyday wear — soft enough for daily life, durable enough for darker purposes. This is worship made wearable.
Material & Construction
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
| SIZE | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16.5" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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