Excuse Me Sir Lord and Savior Cthulhu Hoodie
Elevate Your Cthulhu Cult Style with the Excuse Me Sir Hoodie
$34.99
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About this shirt
“Excuse me, Sir, do you have a moment to discuss our Lord and Savior Cthulhu?” Spread the blasphemous word of the Great Old One in style with our Excuse Me Sir Lord and Savior Cthulhu Hoodie. Crafted for both men and women who walk the line between polite discourse and unholy devotion, this hoodie boasts an air of hideous sophistication.
Made from a 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester, it offers a maddeningly soft feel with reduced pilling and squamous durability. The double-lined hood provides an accursed shield against the elements, while the 1×1 rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex offer a snug, comfortable fit. Featuring double-needle stitching throughout and a front pouch pocket for your most loathsome artifacts, this hoodie is perfect for cool evenings spent in ritual or reverence.
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