Call Center Eldritch Supervisor Tee
Answer the call of abyssal bureaucracy — this tee transforms mundane cotton into your badge of otherworldly employment. Slip it on and you declare yourself supervisor of the unspeakable.
$24.99
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About this shirt
This shirt isn’t just a gag for overworked mortals — it is the uniform of those who serve at the threshold between reality and the unfathomable deep. The design evokes cosmic irony: you’re the “Supervisor,” but not of cubicles or customer tickets — of the eldritch void, where tentacles replace paperwork and madness is your manager. It’s a nod to horror-humor fans, Cthulhu devotees, weekend call-center warriors, and midnight conspirators alike. Wear it to classes, late-night shifts, coffee runs, or clandestine meetups under flickering streetlights.
And because the horrors you follow demand no compromise in comfort, this tee remains soft, light, and flattering. It endures mortal routines and eldritch awakenings alike.
Material & Construction
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Pre-shrunk fabric — maintains fit after washes
- Side-seamed construction — for better drape and shape retention
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — adds durability and comfort at seams
- Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
| SIZE | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16.5" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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