Straight Outta Kingsport Tee

Step out of the mist-shrouded streets of Kingsport with the Straight Outta Kingsport T-shirt. Perfect for those who embrace the eldritch mysteries of the ancient port.

$24.99

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About this shirt

Emerge from the dream-haunted hills and nameless alleys of Kingsport with the Straight Outta Kingsport T-shirt, a testament to the loathsome and squamous legacy of that eerie coastal town. Known for its hideous antiquarian secrets, Kingsport is a place where reality bends, madness looms, and abnormal rites are whispered beneath the moon’s cold light. This shirt is your badge of honor for having ventured beyond the veil, into the mist-clad realms of cosmic dread.

Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt blends comfort and style with just the right amount of stretch, ensuring it flatters cultists and cosmic explorers alike. Its pre-shrunk fabric guarantees that no matter how far you descend into madness, your shirt will maintain its perfect fit. The side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide durability for whatever eldritch encounters you may face, from ritual ceremonies to late-night horrors in forgotten alleyways.

Ideal for college students who seek the unknowable and cultists who revel in the abnormal, the Straight Outta Kingsport T-shirt is more than apparel—it’s a connection to the eerie power of the ancient town and the nameless entities lurking just beneath the surface.

SIZE Length Width
XS 27" 16.5"
S 28" 18"
M 29" 20"
L 30" 22"
XL 31" 24"
2XL 32" 26"
3XL 33" 28"
4XL 34" 30"
5XL 35" 32"

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).