Straight Outta Kingsport Tee
Step out of the mist-shrouded streets of Kingsport with the Straight Outta Kingsport T-shirt. Perfect for those who embrace the eldritch mysteries of the ancient port.
$24.99
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About this shirt
Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt blends comfort and style with just the right amount of stretch, ensuring it flatters cultists and cosmic explorers alike. Its pre-shrunk fabric guarantees that no matter how far you descend into madness, your shirt will maintain its perfect fit. The side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide durability for whatever eldritch encounters you may face, from ritual ceremonies to late-night horrors in forgotten alleyways.
Ideal for college students who seek the unknowable and cultists who revel in the abnormal, the Straight Outta Kingsport T-shirt is more than apparel—it’s a connection to the eerie power of the ancient town and the nameless entities lurking just beneath the surface.
| SIZE | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16.5" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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