Miskatonic Chupacabra Cryptid Research Team Tee
Dare to tread the hidden margins of myth. This tee invites you to join the clandestine ranks of cryptid-hunters — because sometimes the greatest horrors hide where science fears to look.
$24.99
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About this shirt
Slip this shirt on, and you carry the mark of unspeakable inquiry. The design evokes flickering crypt-light, the hush of midnight forests, and the distant echo of something not quite human. Perhaps a beast tracked by scholars of the abyss. Whether you roam campus late nights, attend underground horror-movie marathons, or share whispered tales with fellow occult-curious friends, this tee blends everyday wear with uncanny undertones. It’s a garment built for more than novelty — one that moves with you, quietly signalling your readiness to face the unknown. Soft cotton, a reliable cut, and durable seams make it as practical as it is eerie.
Wear it if you dare. Let curiosity guide you — and the cryptids watch.
Material & Construction
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Miskatonic State University™ officially licensed merchandise.
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 15.6" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 18.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22.8" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 24.2" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 25.3" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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