Holiday Cthulhu Ia Cthulhumas Long Sleeve Tee
Wrap yourself in eldritch festivity and mortal cotton. This long sleeve tee turns seasonal cheer into devotion to the Old Ones — warm, wearable, and audaciously otherworldly.
$29.99
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About this shirt
Slip into this tee and display your allegiance to cosmic dread with subtle holiday irony. The graphic conjures a twisted Yuletide hymn, a seasonal celebration whispered through tentacles and starless seas rather than holly and mistletoe. It’s for those who laugh in candlelight while the innocents hang wreaths. Whether you’re wandering campus halls under winter gloom, stacking firewood beside dorm radiators, or linking arms with fellow cultists at a midnight gathering, the shirt straddles two worlds — everyday comfort and cosmic dread. Soft against your skin, with a fit built for movement, it endures lectures, late-night cram sessions, and impromptu rituals alike.
This is not just a “holiday tee.” It is a statement: joy twisted, tradition remade, and devotion eternal.
Material & Construction
- 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Crew neck
- Cover-stitched collar
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16.5" | 25" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 25.6" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 26.2" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 26.9" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 27.5" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 28.1" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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