Do Not Poke the Deep Ones Tee
Teeter on the edge of mortal caution and cosmic terror with this Tee — a garment that warns the unwary and marks you as one who knows better.
$24.99
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About this shirt
Slip it on and you carry a warning not for the timid but for those who dare tempt the abyss. The graphic evokes tentacles writhing beneath starlight, a visage of eldritch danger waiting beneath calm seas. It whispers of drowned cities, sunken truths, and what lies beyond mortal comprehension. Wear it across campus, at midnight gatherings, or under flickering street-lamps. This tee carries not just ink on cotton, but a silent promise: glance too long, poke too deep — and some doors are meant to remain sealed. At the same time its construction brings comfort and durability: soft ring-spun cotton, flattering cut, pre-shrunk fabric. It’s built for mortal skin even while it channels immortal dread.
Material & Construction
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
| SIZE | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16.5" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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