Denying Reality Will Not Save You From Cthulhu Tee
Face the inevitable truth in style and comfort. This tee takes grim cosmic wisdom — that reality bends before the ancient Deep Ones — and turns it into wearable dread that looks sharp and feels soft.
$24.99
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About this shirt
There is no escape from the truth, only fashionably diffused acceptance. The bold graphic on this tee echoes the unseen tentacles of the deep sea, reminding all who see it that the cosmos is vast, uncaring, and utterly absurd. Wear it to campus lectures, late-night rituals, occult meetups, or layered under a jacket when the sun refuses to shine. Its structured cut and clean lines give you everyday versatility as effortlessly as it broadcasts your allegiance to cosmic horror. Let friends and strangers alike ponder the irony of denial while you enjoy the reality of comfort and durability. This tee doesn’t just fit your body. It fits your worldview.
Material & Construction
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 15.6" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 18.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22.8" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 24.2" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 25.3" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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