Y’all Need Cthulhu Women’s Tee
You need, I need, we all need Cthulhu! The “Y’all Need Cthulhu Women’s Tee” is a hideously comfortable reminder of our nameless devotion. Crafted for college students and cultists alike, this tee offers a blend of loathsome elegance and eldritch style.
$25.99
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Printed to order
by mortal hands
Ships 3–5 days
tracked, tides permitting
Defect guarantee
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About this shirt
Made from 100% jersey knit, it envelops you in a softness that rivals the caress of ancient tentacles. The pre-shrunk fabric ensures that its abnormal fit remains true through countless washes, while the seamless double-needle ⅞” collar and taped neck and shoulders add a touch of antiquarian durability. Designed with a classic fit, this shirt flatters in a manner almost blasphemous.
Perfect for those who understand the accursed need for Cthulhu, this tee is your gateway to the eldritch horrors. Wear it proudly, and let the world know you embrace the madness. Y’all need Cthulhu, and now you can show it with style and comfort.
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 25.3" | 18.5" | 7.8" |
| M | 26" | 20" | 8.3" |
| L | 26.8" | 22" | 8.8" |
| XL | 27.5" | 24" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 28.3" | 26" | 10.3" |
| 3XL | 29" | 28" | 10.8" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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