Women’s I Believe in Cthulhicorns Tee
Fuck unicorns. Ride a Cthulhicorn into the coming eldritch apocalypse. The “I Believe in Cthulhicorns Women’s Tee” is the perfect blend of hideous comfort and nameless style for college cultists. This tee, designed specifically for women, embraces the loathsome elegance of our ancient traditions.
$25.99
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About this shirt
Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it offers a softness that clings like the tentacles of Cthulhu himself. The pre-shrunk fabric ensures that the accursed fit is maintained throughout countless washes, while the side-seamed construction add an abnormal durability. With a relaxed fit, this shirt flatters in a way that feels almost blasphemous.
Showcase your devotion and madness with this squamous tee. Perfect for those who believe in the eldritch power of Cthulhicorns, this shirt is your gateway to the ancient horrors. Wear it proudly, and let the world know you ride with the apocalypse.
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 25.3" | 18.5" | 7.8" |
| M | 26" | 20" | 8.3" |
| L | 26.8" | 22" | 8.8" |
| XL | 27.5" | 24" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 28.3" | 26" | 10.3" |
| 3XL | 29" | 28" | 10.8" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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