Excuse Me Ma’am Lord and Savior Cthulhu Women’s Tee
Charm and unsettle with eldritch ease—this ultra-soft women’s tee gently proclaims your devotion to our beloved Lord and Savior, Cthulhu.
$26.99
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Ships 3–5 days
tracked, tides permitting
Defect guarantee
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About this shirt
Made from ultra-soft 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this relaxed-fit tee offers supreme comfort and everyday versatility, making it perfect for both campus crusades and quiet days summoning ancient horrors. With its durable side-seamed construction, pre-shrunk fabric, and classic crew neck, you’ll enjoy a consistently flattering fit, whether at classes, cult gatherings, or casual encounters with curious mortals.
Pair this tee with jeans for effortless cosmic casual, or layer under a jacket for an inspired business-cultist vibe. Perfect for stylish college students and chic devotees of the Great Old One alike.
Features:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness
- Relaxed, flattering fit
- Pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Side-seamed construction and crew neck for timeless style
- Perfect balance of cosmic humor and everyday elegance
Answer the call—spread the word and embrace the squamous splendor of Cthulhu today!
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 25.3" | 18.5" | 7.8" |
| M | 26" | 20" | 8.3" |
| L | 26.8" | 22" | 8.8" |
| XL | 27.5" | 24" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 28.3" | 26" | 10.3" |
| 3XL | 29" | 28" | 10.8" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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