Valentine I Chews You Zombie Love Tee
Sink your teeth into a love that never dies. This tee turns cotton and ink into a playful hymn of undead devotion — perfect for horror fans who prefer their romance with a dash of rot and fang.
$24.99
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About this shirt
Slip this shirt on and you carry a message: love may be eternal, but sometimes eternal means undead. The graphic — part horror-romance, part zombie satire — evokes gnashing jaws and hungry embraces under moonlit skies. It’s a wink at the macabre, a nod to the beautiful decay that lurks beneath flesh and sentiment. Wear it on campus, at late-night parties, or on a rainy walk home. The design signals dark humor, cultish charm, and a willingness to love differently. Underneath the twisted affection lies a tee built for the living: structured enough for layered streetwear outfits, with sharp edges and clean lines. It flatters, layers, and lasts — whether you’re courting cosmic horror or just begging for attention.
Material & Construction
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 15.6" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 17" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 18.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 20" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 21.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 22.8" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 24.2" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 25.3" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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