If You Don’t Talk to Your Children About Cthulhu Someone Else Will Tee
$21.95 – $30.95
Do you really want a heretic to teach your children about our Dread Lord? Seize the moment with the “If You Don’t Talk to Your Children About Cthulhu Someone Else Will” Tee. This hideously soft and light unisex shirt is crafted for the true believers who seek to spread the knowledge of sunken R’lyeh.
Unisex sizing. Looking for women’s sizes?
This tee, made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, envelops you in a loathsome comfort that will leave you yearning for more. Pre-shrunk fabric ensures it remains true to size, while the side-seamed construction adds a touch of abnormal durability. With a tear-away label and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, it’s a fit so flattering it’s almost blasphemous.
Perfect for college students and cultists alike, this accursed garment invites you to embrace the madness. Teach them well. Ensure they learn from the right source.
