Santa Cthulhu Cthulhumas Sticker
Deck your world in eldritch doom with this Santa-Cthulhu decal. This sticker turns mundane surfaces into altars of cosmic festivity.
Price range: $6.99 through $8.99
Printed to order — ships in 3–5 business days, tides permitting
Printed to order
by mortal hands
Ships 3–5 days
tracked, tides permitting
Defect guarantee
misprints replaced — send a photo
About this shirt
Affix it to your laptop, water bottle, notebook, car bumper—or wherever you carry your defiant devotion. The design blends holiday imagery with the grotesque majesty of the Old Ones: a twisted yuletide salute to ancient dread. It proclaims your fealty with humor and horror, inviting only the curious or the damned to gaze upon it. Despite its grim irony, the sticker remains durable: waterproof, weather-resistant, and built to survive everyday use or midnight rituals alike.
Material & Construction
- Printed on high-opacity adhesive vinyl — ensures vibrant, opaque colors no matter the background.
- Waterproof and weather-resistant finish — suitable for indoor or outdoor use (laptop cases, water bottles, car bumpers, etc.)
- Pressure-sensitive adhesive backing — bonds firmly on most smooth surfaces with simple application (no heat or solvent needed)
- Available in multiple sizes (e.g. 3″×3″, 4″×4″, 5.5″×5.5″) — allows customization based on where you plan to place it.
- Die-cut or kiss-cut format — clean edges around design, easy to peel and apply (surface should be clean and dry before application).
| SIZE |
|---|
| 3″×3″ |
| 4″×4″ |
| 5.5″×5.5″ |
| 15″×3.75″ |
The congregation also wears
Same category, same doctrine.





