Excuse Me Sir Cthulhu Women’s Tee

Exude the refined elegance of an esoteric enthusiast with the “Excuse Me Sir Cthulhu” Women’s Tee—where understated madness meets classic style.

$25.99

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Embrace a loathsome elegance with the “Excuse Me Sir Cthulhu” Women’s Tee, a garment steeped in antiquarian charm and cosmic dread. This tee, embodying the polite yet blasphemous inquiry, “Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Cthulhu?” captures the essence of madness with understated flair. Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton, it offers a hideous comfort and softness, while its pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistent fit through countless washes. The relaxed fit and side seams highlight its abominable quality. This tee is perfect for those who seek to combine their abnormal devotion with a touch of refined style.

SIZE Length Width Sleeve Length
S 25.3" 18.5" 7.8"
M 26" 20" 8.3"
L 26.8" 22" 8.8"
XL 27.5" 24" 9.5"
2XL 28.3" 26" 10.3"
3XL 29" 28" 10.8"

Measurements are provided by suppliers.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).