Excuse Me Sir Cthulhu Women’s Tee
Exude the refined elegance of an esoteric enthusiast with the “Excuse Me Sir Cthulhu” Women’s Tee—where understated madness meets classic style.
$25.99
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About this shirt
Embrace a loathsome elegance with the “Excuse Me Sir Cthulhu” Women’s Tee, a garment steeped in antiquarian charm and cosmic dread. This tee, embodying the polite yet blasphemous inquiry, “Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Cthulhu?” captures the essence of madness with understated flair. Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton, it offers a hideous comfort and softness, while its pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistent fit through countless washes. The relaxed fit and side seams highlight its abominable quality. This tee is perfect for those who seek to combine their abnormal devotion with a touch of refined style.
| SIZE | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 25.3" | 18.5" | 7.8" |
| M | 26" | 20" | 8.3" |
| L | 26.8" | 22" | 8.8" |
| XL | 27.5" | 24" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 28.3" | 26" | 10.3" |
| 3XL | 29" | 28" | 10.8" |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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