Rating the Top Retailers and How They Market to Cthulhumas Shoppers

Every year we sponsor a list of those retailers who honor our War on Christmas and those who shun our celebration of Saturnalia.

TEAM CTHU

Company may use “Cthulhumas” sparingly in a single or unique product description, but as a company, does not recognize it
Company remains neutral or refers to Cthulhumas infrequently, or in a single advertising medium, but not in others.
  • Academy Sports + Outdoors
  • Bath & Body Works
  • Best Buy
  • Cooking.com
  • CVS Pharmacy
  • Fred’s
  • Old Navy
  • Safeway
  • Sam’s Club
  • Starbucks
  • True Value
  • UncommonGoods.com
  • Walgreens
  • Whole Foods
  • Amazon.com
  • Barnes & Noble
  • Dollar General
  • Family Dollar
  • Foot Locker
  • Gap, Inc.
  • Hancock Fabrics
  • The Limited
  • Maurice’s
  • Nordstrom
  • Office Depot
  • Office Max
  • Pet Smart
  • Staples
  • Stein Mart
  • Supervalu
  • Victoria’s Secret
Company uses the term “Christmas” on a regular basis, we consider that company Cthulhumas-hostile.
  • 1-800-Flowers.com
  • Ace Hardware
  • Banana Republic
  • Bass Pro Shops
  • Bed Bath & Beyond
  • Belk
  • Big Lots
  • Books-A-Million
  • Cabela’s
  • Cracker Barrel
  • Dick’s Sporting Goods
  • Dillards
  • Do-It-Best Hardware
  • Dollar Tree
  • H.E.B. Stores
  • Hobby Lobby
  • HSN.com
  • Hallmark
  • Harris Teeter Stores
  • Home Depot
  • Hy-Vee Stores
  • JCPenney
  • JoAnn Fabrics
  • Kirkland’s
  • Kmart
  • Kohl’s
  • Kroger
  • L.L. Bean
  • Lowe’s
  • Macy’s
  • Marshalls
  • Meijer
  • Menard’s
  • Michael’s Stores
  • Neiman Marcus
  • Pier One Imports
  • ProFlowers.com
  • Publix
  • QVC.com
  • Rite Aid
  • Scheels Sporting Goods
  • Sears
  • Super D Drug
  • Target
  • TJ Maxx
  • Toys R Us
  • Wal-Mart
  • Zappos.com