Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
CTHU spreads the profane Word of Cthulhu to humanity
https://campuscrusadeforcthulhu.org
- [Taking My Boy to Miskatonic: A Mother's Back-to-School Story](https://campuscrusadeforcthulhu.org/mothers-back-to-school-story/): The house is quiet now. I keep finding reasons to walk past his room.
- [How to Focus on R'lyeh, Not Self, This Cthulhumas](https://campuscrusadeforcthulhu.org/focus-cthulhu-not-self-cthulhumas/): A campus cultist’s guide to surviving Cthulhumas without drowning in fake tinsel, shallow wishes and forgetting the Call of R’lyeh.
- [Cthulhu Cultist Dating](https://campuscrusadeforcthulhu.org/cthulhu-dating-8-tips-for-love/): The Assembly has a rule for almost everything — dreams, the Return, the rites, the Oath — and none at all for this. Eight pieces of dating advice from an FSU alumnus who did most of it wrong, for a love life that still has to exist in a world where Cthulhu is real.
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- [Refund and Returns Policy](https://campuscrusadeforcthulhu.org/refund-returns/): Refunds and Returns Policy Last updated: September 9, 2026 Most Campus Crusade for Cthulhu products are made to order specifically for you. Because of this, we do not accept general returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, incorrect size, or incorrect color. If your order arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, incorrect, or is lost in transit, we […]

- [Cthulhu Shreds Guitar Tee](https://campuscrusadeforcthulhu.org/shop/cthulhu-shreds-guitar-tee/): The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It…
- [Cthulhu Making a List Sticker](https://campuscrusadeforcthulhu.org/shop/cthulhu-making-a-list-sticker/): These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for…
- [Santa Cthulhu Making a List Tee](https://campuscrusadeforcthulhu.org/shop/santa-cthulhu-making-a-list-tee/): The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It…
- [Vintage 1920s Miskatonic Mascot Tee](https://campuscrusadeforcthulhu.org/shop/vintage-1920s-miskatonic-mascot-tee/): Step into the forgotten quad of an arcane institution where tentacled legends roamed. This tee channels a vintage 1920s relic vibe straight from the early days of Miskatonic University lore, melding mythical mascot charm with modern streetwear ease.
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