Warning: Declaration of ET_Theme_Builder_Woocommerce_Product_Variable_Placeholder::get_available_variations() should be compatible with WC_Product_Variable::get_available_variations($return = 'array') in /home/deviloli/devilolive/campuscrusadeforcthulhu.org/wp-content/themes/Divi/includes/builder/frontend-builder/theme-builder/WoocommerceProductVariablePlaceholder.php on line 8
Breed and Grow | Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

Breed and Grow in Cthulhu

How can one know Unknown Kadath? How can one grow in the Body of Cthulhu? How does one summon Doom upon one’s enemies? We don’t have all the answers, being ourselves defective cast-offs of the Elder Gods, but what wisdom we have gleaned, we freely share it here.

What is a Cultist?

What is a Cultist?

It is easy to look at the vast panoply of humans who serve Cthulhu and be confused about what a Cultist is.

Finding Cthulhu

Finding Cthulhu

How does one go about finding Cthulhu? The greatest thing about our Dread Lord is that discovering Him in our lives is the easiest thing to do!

After-Cthulhumas Conversations About Cthulhu

After-Cthulhumas Conversations About Cthulhu

The conversation about Cthulhu doesn't have to end when Cthulhumas is over. "How was your Cthulhumas? Did you impregnate/get impregnated by a Deep One?" These two questions will be the ones most frequently asked of you in the aftermath of the Feast of Cthulhu...

Feeling Alone This Cthulhumas?

Feeling Alone This Cthulhumas?

Our first Cthulhumas without my sister is lost in a blank alcohol-fueled haze. She had left the dank Massachusetts woods for the dark beaches of Ponape two weeks prior. What I do remember is the overbearing loneliness of her absence. It was after a month had past that...

War on Christmas declared by CTHU; AFA panics

War on Christmas declared by CTHU; AFA panics

The American Family Association (AFA), an organization of evangelical christians, is ecstatic that someone is finally taking the "War on Christmas" seriously — just not the way they wished. The group issues yearly "warnings" to American citizens that the eroding...

CTHU nominates Lord Cthulhu for Nobel Peace Prize

CTHU nominates Lord Cthulhu for Nobel Peace Prize

Campus Crusade for Cthulhu has, once again, submitted Lord Cthulhu to the Nobel Committee. Cthulhu is the perfect recipient for the Peace prize, for upon his arising he will bring humanity clarity of thought and peace through death.