Breed and Grow in Cthulhu
How can one know Unknown Kadath? How can one grow in the Body of Cthulhu? How does one summon Doom upon one’s enemies? We don’t have all the answers, being ourselves defective cast-offs of the Elder Gods, but what wisdom we have gleaned, we freely share it here.
What is a Cultist?
It is easy to look at the vast panoply of humans who serve Cthulhu and be confused about what a Cultist is.
How does one go about finding Cthulhu? The greatest thing about our Dread Lord is that discovering Him in our lives is the easiest thing to do!
Winter Solstice: Triumph of Darkness
Celebrated in the middle of the Cthulhumas Festival is one of my favorite days of the year – the winter solstice.
How to Keep Cthulhu in Cthulhumas
Keeping Cthulhu in Cthulhumas means daily revealing the power, hunger and malevolence of Cthulhu that dwells in you.
After-Cthulhumas Conversations About Cthulhu
The conversation about Cthulhu doesn't have to end when Cthulhumas is over. "How was your Cthulhumas? Did you impregnate/get impregnated by a Deep One?" These two questions will be the ones most frequently asked of you in the aftermath of the Feast of Cthulhu...
Feeling Alone This Cthulhumas?
Our first Cthulhumas without my sister is lost in a blank alcohol-fueled haze. She had left the dank Massachusetts woods for the dark beaches of Ponape two weeks prior. What I do remember is the overbearing loneliness of her absence. It was after a month had past that...
War on Christmas declared by CTHU; AFA panics
The American Family Association (AFA), an organization of evangelical christians, is ecstatic that someone is finally taking the "War on Christmas" seriously — just not the way they wished. The group issues yearly "warnings" to American citizens that the eroding...
Prepare Your Knife for the Risen Cthulhu
Make the most of the spring equinox as you meditate on the your mission to raise Cthulhu from the depths.
How not to forget Cthulhu’s promises
Forgetting about Cthulhu’s promise happens to us as cultists all too often. How can we revere His might and power at all times?
CTHU nominates Lord Cthulhu for Nobel Peace Prize
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu has, once again, submitted Lord Cthulhu to the Nobel Committee. Cthulhu is the perfect recipient for the Peace prize, for upon his arising he will bring humanity clarity of thought and peace through death.