War on Christmas declared by CTHU; AFA panics
The American Family Association (AFA), an organization of evangelical christians, is ecstatic that someone is finally taking the “War on Christmas” seriously — just not the way they wished. The group issues yearly “warnings” to American...
Prepare Your Knife for the Risen Cthulhu
Make the most of the spring equinox as you meditate on the your mission to raise Cthulhu from the depths.
How not to forget Cthulhu’s promises
Forgetting about Cthulhu’s promise happens to us as cultists all too often. How can we revere His might and power at all times?
CTHU nominates Lord Cthulhu for Nobel Peace Prize
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu has, once again, submitted Lord Cthulhu to the Nobel Committee. Cthulhu is the perfect recipient for the Peace prize, for upon his arising he will bring humanity clarity of thought and peace through death.
