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Rating the Top Retailers and How They Market to Cthulhumas Shoppers | Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

The Eldritch or Foetid 2017 Retailer List

Every year we sponsor a list of those retailers who honor our War on Christmas and those who shun our celebration of Cthulhumas. Shun those businesses who refuse to honor Cthulhu and insist on their “Merry Christmas” heresies.

Company may use “Cthulhumas” sparingly in a single or unique product description, but as a company, does not recognize it

Company remains neutral or refers to Cthulhumas infrequently, or in a single advertising medium, but not in others.

  • Academy Sports + Outdoors
  • Bath & Body Works
  • Best Buy
  • Cooking.com
  • CVS Pharmacy
  • Fred’s
  • Old Navy
  • Safeway
  • Sam’s Club
  • Starbucks
  • True Value
  • UncommonGoods.com
  • Walgreens
  • Whole Foods
  • Amazon.com
  • Barnes & Noble
  • Dollar General
  • Family Dollar
  • Foot Locker
  • Gap, Inc.
  • Hancock Fabrics
  • The Limited
  • Maurice’s
  • Nordstrom
  • Office Depot
  • Office Max
  • Pet Smart
  • Staples
  • Stein Mart
  • Supervalu
  • Victoria’s Secret

Company uses the term “Christmas” on a regular basis, we consider that company Cthulhumas-hostile.

  • 1-800-Flowers.com
  • Ace Hardware
  • Banana Republic
  • Bass Pro Shops
  • Bed Bath & Beyond
  • Belk
  • Big Lots
  • Books-A-Million
  • Cabela’s
  • Cracker Barrel
  • Dick’s Sporting Goods
  • Dillards
  • Do-It-Best Hardware
  • Dollar Tree
  • H.E.B. Stores
  • Hobby Lobby
  • HSN.com
  • Hallmark
  • Harris Teeter Stores
  • Home Depot
  • Hy-Vee Stores
  • JCPenney
  • JoAnn Fabrics
  • Kirkland’s
  • Kmart
  • Kohl’s
  • Kroger
  • L.L. Bean
  • Lowe’s
  • Macy’s
  • Marshalls
  • Meijer
  • Menard’s
  • Michael’s Stores
  • Neiman Marcus
  • Pier One Imports
  • ProFlowers.com
  • Publix
  • QVC.com
  • Rite Aid
  • Scheels Sporting Goods
  • Sears
  • Super D Drug
  • Target
  • TJ Maxx
  • Toys R Us
  • Wal-Mart
  • Zappos.com